I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
