Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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