what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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