Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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