didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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