Sponge bath it is.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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