4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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