Its about making memories worth repressing
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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