if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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