you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
