We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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