I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Who died my cat blue again?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
