singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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