just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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