so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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