Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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