He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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