trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I am one with the molecules
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You ate ashes out of my bong
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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