I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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