Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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