you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I can't put those talents on a resume
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
