I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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