On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
