so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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