so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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