When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
