Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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