last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
nutella sex= disaster
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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