Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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