i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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