I think I just saw someone hide a body.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
