New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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