Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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