Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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