? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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