he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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