She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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