1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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