You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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