We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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