4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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