1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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