I showed him my bush... on skype.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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