so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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