I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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