Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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