I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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