How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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