if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
jump out the window naked night went bad
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