so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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