I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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